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01-22-2009, 01:02 PM | #1 |
BR549
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The Final Word on Nutrition
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final
word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Our government is trying to correct this problem. Absolutely no offense meant to anyone. |
01-22-2009, 01:04 PM | #2 |
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Re: The Final Word on Nutrition
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01-22-2009, 01:10 PM | #4 | |
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Re: The Final Word on Nutrition
Quote:
we like to think of the amount as "just right"
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01-22-2009, 05:52 PM | #6 |
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Re: The Final Word on Nutrition
Very Funny. I think the problem has already been corrected in some places.
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