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Old 12-05-2012, 07:25 PM   #381
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:05 PM   #382
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:46 AM   #384
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Nip it in the bud!
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:23 PM   #385
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Now I'm time tripping again...
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:31 PM   #386
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BTW...That's not Snky
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:59 PM   #387
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Nip it in the bud!
Was that quote from when Opie was hanging out with the bad kid, and they threw some apples and broke streetlights?
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:23 PM   #388
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Was that quote from when Opie was hanging out with the bad kid, and they threw some apples and broke streetlights?
That is one of Barney Fife's favorite exclamations.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:05 AM   #389
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You're truly a one percenter if you know what this evil bastard is. They were so hated that a society was formed to have them banned. They managed to have them banned in a number of cities, then in a dozen states, then they disbanded as this era just fizzled out. I haven't seen one since I was in eighth grade, 1979.

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Old 12-14-2012, 09:44 AM   #390
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:53 AM   #391
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Ah, what a trip down memory lane. I know them all, and was royally pissed when 8-tracks were replace with cassette; I had a ton of them. But how many of you remember and used 4-tracks? ;-)
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:05 PM   #392
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:31 PM   #394
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Ah, what a trip down memory lane. I know them all, and was royally pissed when 8-tracks were replace with cassette; I had a ton of them. But how many of you remember and used 4-tracks? ;-)
Wasn't many titles available in Quadraphonic back in the 70's! At least, not one's I was interested in listening to! So I wasn't spending the extra bucks for the player, or the tapes!!! But they did have great sound!
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:46 PM   #397
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Did you have a Hot Wheels Factory?

I did, I have the scars on my hands to prove it. Molten plastic dispenser for kids. What a great idea!
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Did you have a Hot Wheels Factory?

I did, I have the scars on my hands to prove it. Molten plastic dispenser for kids. What a great idea!
At 8 years old you could mold a car, fill it with firecrackers, douse it with gasoline, pour a line of gas to act as a wick, singe your hair lighting it, revel over the explosion and burned out mass of bubbling plastic, then go throw lawn darts at your buddies.
It doesn't get much better than that.
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