When I was your age

markem · 09-20-2012, 11:36 PM

When I Was Your Age
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few
hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very
fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the
tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was
golfing alone.

Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the
ball far but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.

They reached the ninth fairway, and the young man found himself
with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his
ball, directly between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man
finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right
over that tree."

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and
hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree trunk, where it thudded
back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been.

The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your
age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."

kelmac07 · 09-21-2012, 06:15 AM

CigarNut · 09-21-2012, 08:03 AM

363 · 09-21-2012, 08:18 AM

hahaha

Blak Smyth · 09-21-2012, 08:22 AM

Haha that is pretty funny!

STEVE S · 09-21-2012, 08:57 AM

PCR · 09-21-2012, 09:28 AM

Didn't see that coming...funny!

Ogre · 09-21-2012, 11:14 AM

Skywalker · 09-23-2012, 07:28 PM

09-20-2012, 11:36 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	When I was your age When I Was Your Age A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him. To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. They reached the ninth fairway, and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball, directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree." With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree trunk, where it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been. The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

09-21-2012, 06:15 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: When I was your age __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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09-21-2012, 08:57 AM	#6
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09-21-2012, 09:28 AM	#7
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