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Old 06-12-2012, 07:41 AM   #1
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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man.

"My father wouldn't like it."

"Don't be silly," the minister said.

"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."
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Old 06-12-2012, 07:50 AM   #2
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Steve, DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!!!!!!!
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I say you should go on tour!!
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Old 06-12-2012, 08:32 AM   #4
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Old 06-12-2012, 10:05 AM   #5
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"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

I thought this was going a different direction...... sorry
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[quote=Remo_5_0;1654312]"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

I thought this was going a different direction...... sorry[

As did I,
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Old 06-12-2012, 10:18 AM   #7
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sick minds gentlemen...sick
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