Facts of Life

kelmac07 · 05-11-2012, 07:16 AM

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you after you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but always remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

THERE YOU HAVE IT..

Ogre · 05-11-2012, 10:56 AM

Mac's logic of life!!!

Blak Smyth · 05-11-2012, 11:04 AM

I understand you now Mac, before you were a mystery man but now... Understood you are!

Taki · 05-11-2012, 11:55 AM

Well said brother

05-11-2012, 07:16 AM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Facts of Life SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you after you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated. FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but always remember the asshole's name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. THERE YOU HAVE IT.. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-11-2012, 10:56 AM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Facts of Life Mac's logic of life!!! __________________

05-11-2012, 11:04 AM	#3
Blak Smyth Think Blue! Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: SD Location: THE WOOD Posts: 8,486 Trading: (52)	Re: Facts of Life I understand you now Mac, before you were a mystery man but now... Understood you are! __________________ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

05-11-2012, 11:55 AM	#4
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Facts of Life Well said brother __________________

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