Can somebody translate this into English for me?

I, too, looked at it and tried to rearrange it into a cohesive thought using the words and phrases presented. Albert seems to have captured it but it made my head spin too much.
But thanks for the laugh.

[Silound]

Hummm, I can pretty much decipher what is being asked for, but then I'm a software engineer, so I see this every day

I would be far more interested in knowing the applied situation of this request, because it makes a reference to opening accounts (accessing the account information on the back end) but not wanting to do so at inconvenient times, presumably to reduce the amount of wasted time or irritation to the account holder.


You should reply back to the original sender asking for at least some improperly placed/used punctuation, as this is clearly not obfuscated enough.

[shark]

Originally Posted by Silound

Hummm, I can pretty much decipher what is being asked for, but then I'm a software engineer, so I see this every day

I would be far more interested in knowing the applied situation of this request, because it makes a reference to opening accounts (accessing the account information on the back end) but not wanting to do so at inconvenient times, presumably to reduce the amount of wasted time or irritation to the account holder.


You should reply back to the original sender asking for at least some improperly placed/used punctuation, as this is clearly not obfuscated enough.

Yeahhhh, so do you have those TPS reports for today's meeting? We're having a meeting today at 8:00 so if you could go ahead and get those ready for me by then, that would be greaaaat! Thanks!