Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!

kelmac07 · 03-10-2012, 09:47 AM

The man, the myth, the legend turns 72 today.

Commander Quan · 03-10-2012, 09:54 AM

Chuck Norris has existed since the beginning of time. His side kick was responsible for the Big Bang.

Stephen · 03-10-2012, 09:58 AM

Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Mattso3000 · 03-10-2012, 10:04 AM

Chuck Norris has no chin. Ther is another fist under that beard.

Stephen · 03-10-2012, 10:06 AM

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

mkarnold1 · 03-10-2012, 10:20 AM

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements with a roundhouse kick. The only element that he recognizes is the element of surprise.

Mattso3000 · 03-10-2012, 10:23 AM

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

03-10-2012, 10:33 AM

Looks more like 27 to me.

HollywoodQue · 03-10-2012, 11:05 AM

Wow, he looks younger than some 20 year olds....lol I still remember him in Return of the Dragon...starring Bruce Lee

Stephen · 03-10-2012, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HollywoodQue

Wow, he looks younger than some 20 year olds....lol I still remember him in Return of the Dragon...starring Bruce Lee

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago; Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chainsaw13 · 03-10-2012, 11:31 AM

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

stevefrench · 03-10-2012, 11:52 AM

The Golf Channel mentioned his birthday today and said that a hole-in-one on a par 5 is called a Chuck Norris.

Cigar Mike · 03-10-2012, 12:10 PM

Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.

SteelCityBoy · 03-10-2012, 12:10 PM

I don't think this man ages...he looks the fricken same! Here's to ya Chuck!

hotreds · 03-10-2012, 12:14 PM

It's the Total Gym he uses with Christie Brinkley that keeps him young!

shilala · 03-10-2012, 12:17 PM

I'm gonna watch Lone Wolf McQuade in his honor.

Remo · 03-10-2012, 12:17 PM

You guys have some great Chuck Norris jokes

Malazan · 03-10-2012, 12:48 PM

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

emopunker2004 · 03-10-2012, 01:02 PM

Chuck Norris is the man!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the ground down.

Hippi3Slay3r · 03-10-2012, 01:10 PM

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Cobra! After 3 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.

03-10-2012, 09:47 AM	#1
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