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Old 03-01-2012, 07:11 PM   #181
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We haven't been near mean enough yet. Let's bring the pain.
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:31 PM   #182
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It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.
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Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.
Harsh. Oh Well, Roast on!

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We haven't been near mean enough yet. Let's bring the pain.
I really cant get anything to bring the pain out. for my lack of roasting.
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:50 PM   #183
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I wonder if Smitty can hold his liquor. Is seems that the attention whores are more talk then action!! Is that not right Tom???
I've seen one or two over the years, Larry.
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:48 PM   #184
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Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.
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Old 03-01-2012, 09:02 PM   #185
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:04 PM   #186
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Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.
Everyone's fingernails are different, you have to see what works for you.
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:08 PM   #187
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Everyone's fingernails are different, you have to see what works for you.
Lee Press-ons?
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Is Lee a brand of press-ons?
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:12 PM   #189
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Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.
Stop gripping the handicap rail in the stall so hard.
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:13 PM   #190
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Is Lee a brand of press-ons?
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:16 PM   #191
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How do you press those on?
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:19 PM   #192
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Just go for the gel coat; my wife says that they last for months.
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:20 PM   #193
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How do you press those on?
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I know how to press those on, I'm not an idiot don't be such a d!ck about it gosh!
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I know how to press those on, I'm not an idiot don't be such a d!ck about it gosh!
Dick? Really?
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I try to be a good boy and make the I in dick into a !
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I try to be a good boy and make the I in dick into a !
But I answered your question and I am a dick?
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But I answered your question and I am a dick?
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