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Old 02-07-2012, 11:22 AM   #1
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While attending a marriage weekend, Frank and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men. "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?"

Thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
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Old 02-07-2012, 11:25 AM   #2
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Took me a second
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Old 02-07-2012, 11:47 AM   #3
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Old 02-07-2012, 01:38 PM   #6
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Hahaha oh man
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Old 02-07-2012, 03:31 PM   #8
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That's also my wife's favorite!!!
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An oldie but a goodie!!
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I love couch.
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