The wife busted me! - Page 3

doc_gonzo64 · 01-20-2012, 01:14 AM

i guess i'm a lucky guy too, i turned my wife on to cigars, she likes some of the cao flavour line and a couple of the acids, one or two of the 10 in a tin premiums. more often than not she's asking me if i'm placing an order any time soon caus HER humi is gettin kinda low. cuts into my budget a bit but, hey a couple for her and boxes for me aint a bad deal when there's no grief or misery involved.

doc

Newbie_nick · 01-20-2012, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Crownedone

Well as many of you know I am away from home working and somewhere along the way I mentioned to the wife one night that an order of cigars will be coming to the house. During our conversation I also mentioned, said or mumbled....something about being out....almost out....well that was weeks ago and I had forgotten the conversation. Unfortunately my wife had not.

Tonight I got my nightly call, but this time she came out with "I thought you said you were out of cigars, you got two humidors full!" Ok….now at this point in the conversation I should have just stated talking house wives of some place or another, but not me I made the mistake of " but...but,. Honey those are not my daily smokes those have been there for over a year aging....you will immediately see my mistake. I was toast from that point on. No talk of Jimi choo shoes was going to save my butt....the conversation ended with her saying “don’t tell me your out when you’re not”....and me just sounding like an old motor boat...”butbutbutbut”.

I better make that call to Jimi sooner rather than later. Just wanted to share the shame!

Yeah, similar experience here. My wife stumbled upon my brimming coolidor, and she let me have it with both barrels! Needless to say, I'm not allowed to even LOOK at the Devil site right now.

GreekGodX · 01-20-2012, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CoreyD

As for me,before she started sleeping on couch it wasn't to big deal. At times she'd threaten them when she was mad outa revenge but as for them getting purchased or sent she doesn't say much to me . Its the other people she yacks to that she complains to, and we're not even married. shes just a bad roommate that doesn't pay her end, so like I said she don't have much strength in her dislike of me getting tobacco products. Just the snear here an there you got another package, must be nice. And my reply it is thank you. want to smell it.

And you guys are getting married?!

I know I have too many cigars, and that would be my response as I place more orders

Luckily I don't have any of the problems posted above

Crownedone · 01-20-2012, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Newbie_nick

Yeah, similar experience here. My wife stumbled upon my brimming coolidor, and she let me have it with both barrels! Needless to say, I'm not allowed to even LOOK at the Devil site right now.

That I could not do.... I will just waite until I return home and can be a bit smarter about it. I am still worried about her reaction to me wanting to fill the new 6'cabinet humidor I have in the works...... AAAARGGGHHH

01-20-2012, 09:53 PM

My wife just found my Tupperdore and my Pipe tobacco jars... I got a 30 min lecture but she stopped as I lit my pipe in the house in front of her. she was so pissed she couldnt talk! Funny as hell at the time, but now its 3 hours later and she still wont talk to me. iu think this weekend is going to be painful...

Newbie_nick · 01-22-2012, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by schollianmj

My wife just found my Tupperdore and my Pipe tobacco jars... I got a 30 min lecture but she stopped as I lit my pipe in the house in front of her. she was so pissed she couldnt talk! Funny as hell at the time, but now its 3 hours later and she still wont talk to me. iu think this weekend is going to be painful...

Good luck!

irratebass · 01-22-2012, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by schollianmj

My wife just found my Tupperdore and my Pipe tobacco jars... I got a 30 min lecture but she stopped as I lit my pipe in the house in front of her. she was so pissed she couldnt talk! Funny as hell at the time, but now its 3 hours later and she still wont talk to me. iu think this weekend is going to be painful...

Sounds just like a womern

01-22-2012, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by schollianmj

My wife just found my Tupperdore and my Pipe tobacco jars... I got a 30 min lecture but she stopped as I lit my pipe in the house in front of her. she was so pissed she couldnt talk! Funny as hell at the time, but now its 3 hours later and she still wont talk to me. iu think this weekend is going to be painful...

Dude, if I did something like that, I'd be castrated.

CigarNut · 01-22-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by schollianmj

My wife just found my Tupperdore and my Pipe tobacco jars... I got a 30 min lecture but she stopped as I lit my pipe in the house in front of her. she was so pissed she couldnt talk! Funny as hell at the time, but now its 3 hours later and she still wont talk to me. iu think this weekend is going to be painful...

Do you normally smoke in the house or did you just light up to piss her off?

Jasonw560 · 01-22-2012, 08:17 PM

My wife has told me that she doesn't like me smoking cigars.

However, on our last trip to San Antonio, she acquiesced to my stopping at a humidor to pick up some sticks.

Enabler.

pektel · 01-23-2012, 08:05 PM

The gf pointed out to me the other day that she noticed I haven't smoked in a while, and encouraged me to light one up.

Smoked a rather fresh (under 5 years old) CoRo. I like em better after 5 years...
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01-24-2012, 11:56 AM

Tell her it's cigars or meth.

CigarNut · 01-24-2012, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel

The gf pointed out to me the other day that she noticed I haven't smoked in a while, and encouraged me to light one up.

Smoked a rather fresh (under 5 years old) CoRo. I like em better after 5 years...
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Maybe she was hoping that you would offer her one too.

pektel · 01-24-2012, 04:00 PM

She's a very casual smoker, and has her own cooler of infused CAO's. No need to ask me for one of mine, as she doesn't like non-infused cigars

CigarNut · 01-24-2012, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel

She's a very casual smoker, and has her own cooler of infused CAO's. No need to ask me for one of mine, as she doesn't like non-infused cigars

Lucky!

BlkDrew · 01-24-2012, 04:49 PM

I guess I am one of the lucky ones. My Fiance and i just moved into our apartment and it is a two bedroom, the smaller bedroom is the "cigar room/ factory". she buys me cigars for holidays, and enjoys infused sticks every now and again.

Stick · 01-24-2012, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by awsmith4

I can't remember who it was hat posted the picture of his wife finding his cooler stash at the office, very funny.

DaKlug's daughter. Definitely a funny photo.

01-20-2012, 01:14 AM	#41
doc_gonzo64 Just in from the Storm Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: skip Location: Evening Shade, Ar Posts: 7 Trading: (0)	Re: The wife busted me! i guess i'm a lucky guy too, i turned my wife on to cigars, she likes some of the cao flavour line and a couple of the acids, one or two of the 10 in a tin premiums. more often than not she's asking me if i'm placing an order any time soon caus HER humi is gettin kinda low. cuts into my budget a bit but, hey a couple for her and boxes for me aint a bad deal when there's no grief or misery involved. doc __________________ when the going gets wierd the wierd turn pro hunter s thompson

01-20-2012, 09:53 PM	#45
schollianmj Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The wife busted me! My wife just found my Tupperdore and my Pipe tobacco jars... I got a 30 min lecture but she stopped as I lit my pipe in the house in front of her. she was so pissed she couldnt talk! Funny as hell at the time, but now its 3 hours later and she still wont talk to me. iu think this weekend is going to be painful...

01-22-2012, 08:17 PM	#50
Jasonw560 PhD from Sarcastic State Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Harlingen, TX Posts: 812 Trading: (0)	Re: The wife busted me! My wife has told me that she doesn't like me smoking cigars. However, on our last trip to San Antonio, she acquiesced to my stopping at a humidor to pick up some sticks. Enabler. __________________ ...And a woman is only a woman, But a good cigar is a smoke! -R. Kipling

01-23-2012, 08:05 PM	#51
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: The wife busted me! The gf pointed out to me the other day that she noticed I haven't smoked in a while, and encouraged me to light one up. Smoked a rather fresh (under 5 years old) CoRo. I like em better after 5 years... Posted via Mobile Device

01-24-2012, 11:56 AM	#52
Diths0er Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The wife busted me! Tell her it's cigars or meth.

01-24-2012, 04:00 PM	#54
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: The wife busted me! She's a very casual smoker, and has her own cooler of infused CAO's. No need to ask me for one of mine, as she doesn't like non-infused cigars __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

01-24-2012, 04:49 PM	#56
BlkDrew Rolling my own... Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Andrew Location: Rochester NY Posts: 807 Trading: (43)	Re: The wife busted me! I guess I am one of the lucky ones. My Fiance and i just moved into our apartment and it is a two bedroom, the smaller bedroom is the "cigar room/ factory". she buys me cigars for holidays, and enjoys infused sticks every now and again.

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