A funny observation on stupid criminals..

GolfNut · 01-18-2012, 04:05 PM

My Wife, Daughter and I went to Applebees last night for dinner, oh around 6pm or so. Last night, there's breaking news on an armed robbery at Applebees around 9pm. Naturally, I waited for more info. Nobody hurt thank goodness.

So today, just received a breaking news alert: Man arrested for robbery at Applebee's:

29yo guy went to police station today with a friend on an unrelated issue.......police recognized him as suspect from the robbery and arrested him......

REALLY?????

Are you kidding me??

I know you've go to be pretty stupid to do it in the first place....but really? Then you waltz into the station with a buddy when the force is out looking for you?

Got less than $500 from the heist, must have been looking for a winter home and figured a cell would work nicely. Sheesh!

Bill86 · 01-18-2012, 04:09 PM

I guess some people want to get caught

Pretty stupid though. Less than $500, no surprise but what the hell did he think he would get?

Why rob a large(ish) establishment for so little cash?

Taki · 01-18-2012, 04:14 PM

what an idiot!!! Glad everyone was ok

GolfNut · 01-18-2012, 04:16 PM

BAAHAA they just posted his pic online. Yeah, this guy's gonna stand out in a crowd, let alone the police station lobby!

emopunker2004 · 01-18-2012, 04:29 PM

people rob kangaroo stations and metro pcs around here. i think you pretty much have to pay cash at metro pcs

T.G · 01-18-2012, 04:43 PM

Things like this show up on Fark and TSG all the time.

shark · 01-18-2012, 05:07 PM

Not to mention some guy named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop...you heard of him recently. I mean really, the guy's gotta be a moron to change his name to something like that...

Remo · 01-18-2012, 07:01 PM

It's hard to catch the smart ones, luckily most fall into the dumb category, job security at least

DPD6030 · 01-19-2012, 03:54 AM

Looks similary to Pee Wee Herman

It's not all surprising what stupid criminals will do. Such as...call 911 to report something and have the police arrive at the location knowning that such caller has a warrant and even the caller knows!!! Then the police get yelled at for taking the caller to jail. Classic and it happens all the time!

kydsid · 01-19-2012, 07:24 AM

Wow that guy is as stupid as the guy that tried to rob the butcher shop I worked in during High School with a pocket knife.

cobra03 · 01-19-2012, 10:16 AM

I have asked many a stupid criminal "At what point did this seem like a good idea to you ?" Have yet to get an answer to that question.

GolfNut · 01-19-2012, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030

Looks similary to Pee Wee Herman

I first thought of "Peanut" LOL

01-18-2012, 04:05 PM	#1
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	A funny observation on stupid criminals.. My Wife, Daughter and I went to Applebees last night for dinner, oh around 6pm or so. Last night, there's breaking news on an armed robbery at Applebees around 9pm. Naturally, I waited for more info. Nobody hurt thank goodness. So today, just received a breaking news alert: Man arrested for robbery at Applebee's: 29yo guy went to police station today with a friend on an unrelated issue.......police recognized him as suspect from the robbery and arrested him...... REALLY????? Are you kidding me?? I know you've go to be pretty stupid to do it in the first place....but really? Then you waltz into the station with a buddy when the force is out looking for you? Got less than $500 from the heist, must have been looking for a winter home and figured a cell would work nicely. Sheesh! __________________ www.wineadors.com

01-18-2012, 04:09 PM	#2
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals.. I guess some people want to get caught Pretty stupid though. Less than $500, no surprise but what the hell did he think he would get? Why rob a large(ish) establishment for so little cash? __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

01-18-2012, 04:14 PM	#3
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals.. what an idiot!!! Glad everyone was ok __________________

01-18-2012, 04:16 PM	#4
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals.. BAAHAA they just posted his pic online. Yeah, this guy's gonna stand out in a crowd, let alone the police station lobby! __________________ www.wineadors.com

01-18-2012, 04:29 PM	#5
emopunker2004 Central Fla rollin Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Justin Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 6,171 Trading: (46)	Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals.. people rob kangaroo stations and metro pcs around here. i think you pretty much have to pay cash at metro pcs __________________ Cigar Asylum: Where all are equal, unless you are from CA, then you are more equal.

01-18-2012, 04:43 PM	#6
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,559 Trading: (37)	Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals.. Things like this show up on Fark and TSG all the time.

01-18-2012, 05:07 PM	#7
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,601 Trading: (0)	Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals.. Not to mention some guy named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop...you heard of him recently. I mean really, the guy's gotta be a moron to change his name to something like that... __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

01-18-2012, 07:01 PM	#8
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals.. It's hard to catch the smart ones, luckily most fall into the dumb category, job security at least __________________

01-19-2012, 03:54 AM	#9
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals.. Looks similary to Pee Wee Herman It's not all surprising what stupid criminals will do. Such as...call 911 to report something and have the police arrive at the location knowning that such caller has a warrant and even the caller knows!!! Then the police get yelled at for taking the caller to jail. Classic and it happens all the time!

01-19-2012, 07:24 AM	#10
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals.. Wow that guy is as stupid as the guy that tried to rob the butcher shop I worked in during High School with a pocket knife. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

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