Don't buy a Dell

[Stephen]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Does he need a gift card for that?

Maybe the present is a Dell computer.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Stephen

Maybe the present is a Dell computer.

Sweet, I will head to Lowe's to pick it up!

[Stephen]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Sweet, I will head to Lowe's to pick it up!

Unfortunately the Lowe's that carries Dell computers has been outsourced. Could I interest you in a car bed?

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Stephen

Unfortunately the Lowe's that carries Dell computers has been outsourced. Could I interest you in a car bed?

Is that like a banana hammock?

[Stephen]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Is that like a banana hammock?

I guess that depends on where you like to lay your head at night.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Stephen

I guess that depends on where you like to lay your head at night.

Much like me, the head doesn't care where it gets laid, as long as it gets laid.

[Stephen]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Much like me, the head doesn't care where it gets laid, as long as it gets laid.

Hearing that, I'm sure the boys at Lowe's will gladly waive the delivery fee, in the name of good customer relations.