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Old 11-18-2011, 03:56 PM   #1
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Default Never Lose Your Grandson

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........

He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big t!ts."
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Old 11-18-2011, 04:08 PM   #2
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You found my Grandson!!!!
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Old 11-18-2011, 06:38 PM   #3
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Old 11-18-2011, 06:47 PM   #4
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:41 PM   #5
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I didn't even know I had a Grandson
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:43 PM   #6
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good one
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:45 PM   #7
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Hahaha!
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:59 PM   #8
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awesome
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Old 11-21-2011, 12:41 AM   #9
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Old 11-22-2011, 08:25 PM   #11
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. Hahaha
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I didn't even know my grandson was lost!!!!!!
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Old 11-22-2011, 10:35 PM   #13
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