Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning

RGD. · 11-17-2011, 06:59 AM

So my daughter informed me that I will be playing flag football on Thanksgiving morning with a bunch of her friends. This will be all girls (20+ year olds) playing with one guy on each team as quarterback. Sounds like fun huh?

Here is the deal: The last time I played football was in 1978. I was playing for an Army team against the Marines. When I got to the hospital there were 13 players there from that game. I managed on one play to tear my trianglar cartilage, pull the tendons in my left arm and break my wrist in 3 places. I haven't touched a football since then. Just imagine how this is going to go.

Sooo - if you don't hear from me after Thanksgiving it means that I either a) I grabbed a wrong umm body part instead of a flag, or b) my lungs gave out while trying to play football and smoke a cigar at the same time.

Either way it should be worth it -

Ron

14holestogie · 11-17-2011, 07:02 AM

We all got to go sometime, Ron.

hammondc · 11-17-2011, 07:02 AM

I LOVE flag football.

Starscream · 11-17-2011, 07:13 AM

Good luck. Sounds like a blast!

68TriShield · 11-17-2011, 07:40 AM

Good luck Ron and don't forget the pictures

EDIT: I'll look after your cigars while you're in the hospital.

replicant_argent · 11-17-2011, 07:50 AM

I think it highly probable you will need a fine tumbler of sweet, sweet rum to recover from your harrowing experience.

Taki · 11-17-2011, 08:08 AM

Awesome...football and Thanksgiving go hand & hand

T.G · 11-17-2011, 08:10 AM

Giggity.

icehog3 · 11-17-2011, 08:14 AM

Good luck, Ron!

I play men's league ice hockey several nights a week, so you would figure it might translate somehow to flag football. Nah. Played in a game two years ago, my first in many years, on a wet field. Took 9 plays to tear my hamstring....not me, Brudda.

chaase321 · 11-17-2011, 08:18 AM

um...if you would rather a strapping young lad like myself take your place with those 20+ year old girls just let me know brother! (I'll have to keep it quite from the wife though!!!) I am pretty close, in Woodbridge.

Good luck man, I'm sure you will do great. Just remember you only have to be better than one person...the guy on the other team

Mattso3000 · 11-17-2011, 08:19 AM

A football game is bound to break out at some point next weekend at the Arnold house. Just kind of always happens at thanksgiving.

kelmac07 · 11-17-2011, 08:56 AM

Flag football with a bunch of 20 soemthing woman...sounds like rough work. Let me know if you need some help Ron.

Dave128 · 11-17-2011, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Flag football with a bunch of 20 soemthing woman...sounds like rough work. Let me know if you need some help Ron.

x2 and don't forget the pics.

hotreds · 11-17-2011, 10:22 AM

Sounds like fun!

11-17-2011, 06:59 AM	#1
RGD. God Like Status Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ron Location: Alexandria, Virginia Posts: 971 Trading: (1)	Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning So my daughter informed me that I will be playing flag football on Thanksgiving morning with a bunch of her friends. This will be all girls (20+ year olds) playing with one guy on each team as quarterback. Sounds like fun huh? Here is the deal: The last time I played football was in 1978. I was playing for an Army team against the Marines. When I got to the hospital there were 13 players there from that game. I managed on one play to tear my trianglar cartilage, pull the tendons in my left arm and break my wrist in 3 places. I haven't touched a football since then. Just imagine how this is going to go. Sooo - if you don't hear from me after Thanksgiving it means that I either a) I grabbed a wrong umm body part instead of a flag, or b) my lungs gave out while trying to play football and smoke a cigar at the same time. Either way it should be worth it - Ron

11-17-2011, 07:02 AM	#2
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning We all got to go sometime, Ron. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

11-17-2011, 07:02 AM	#3
hammondc Moar Padrons! Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Chip Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 2,626 Trading: (17)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning I LOVE flag football.

11-17-2011, 07:13 AM	#4
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning Good luck. Sounds like a blast! __________________ Insert quote here.

11-17-2011, 07:40 AM	#5
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning Good luck Ron and don't forget the pictures EDIT: I'll look after your cigars while you're in the hospital.

11-17-2011, 07:50 AM	#6
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning I think it highly probable you will need a fine tumbler of sweet, sweet rum to recover from your harrowing experience. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

11-17-2011, 08:08 AM	#7
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning Awesome...football and Thanksgiving go hand & hand __________________

11-17-2011, 08:10 AM	#8
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,559 Trading: (37)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning Giggity.

11-17-2011, 08:14 AM	#9
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,733 Trading: (60)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning Good luck, Ron! I play men's league ice hockey several nights a week, so you would figure it might translate somehow to flag football. Nah. Played in a game two years ago, my first in many years, on a wet field. Took 9 plays to tear my hamstring....not me, Brudda. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

11-17-2011, 08:18 AM	#10
chaase321 ZOTL's mmmmm brainssss Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Cole Location: Woodbridge VA Posts: 2,114 Trading: (81)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning um...if you would rather a strapping young lad like myself take your place with those 20+ year old girls just let me know brother! (I'll have to keep it quite from the wife though!!!) I am pretty close, in Woodbridge. Good luck man, I'm sure you will do great. Just remember you only have to be better than one person...the guy on the other team __________________ ZOTL our appetites will ALWAYS be bigger than your braaaiiiins... Support the Troop Support Contest 2014!!!

11-17-2011, 08:19 AM	#11
Mattso3000 Will ninja for beer Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Matt Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,842 Trading: (20)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning A football game is bound to break out at some point next weekend at the Arnold house. Just kind of always happens at thanksgiving. __________________ Please Support the Troop Support Contest!

11-17-2011, 08:56 AM	#12
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning Flag football with a bunch of 20 soemthing woman...sounds like rough work. Let me know if you need some help Ron. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-17-2011, 10:22 AM	#14
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,670 Trading: (63)	Re: Flag Football on Thanksgiving Morning Sounds like fun! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

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