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Old 11-07-2011, 01:16 PM   #1
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Default One question.

Have you ever wondered if one of the dollar bills in your

wallet or purse was ever in a strippers G-string or butt crack?

If not, you're wondering now. Right??








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Old 11-07-2011, 01:16 PM   #2
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:47 PM   #3
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hmmm...is that a good or bad thing?

Maybe this is why my mom always told me not to put money in my mouth...never know where it has been! Again, good or bad?
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:45 PM   #4
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I just check to see if it is slippery.
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:49 PM   #5
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Dropping knowledge right there!!
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:53 PM   #6
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i didnt see any glitter on my cash so im guessing no......
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Old 11-11-2011, 06:13 AM   #8
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"Always smell it first"
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:00 AM   #9
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I wonder how many noses its been up to snort the white lines.
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I wonder how many noses its been up to snort the white lines.
...out of the strippers butt cracks!
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Old 11-11-2011, 06:17 PM   #11
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Scratch-n-sniff?
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Old 11-11-2011, 06:30 PM   #12
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Sniff test..............."whose cooking salmon"?
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Old 11-11-2011, 07:20 PM   #13
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I wonder how many noses its been up to snort the white lines.
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Old 11-13-2011, 06:44 PM   #14
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i didnt see any glitter on my cash so im guessing no......
Found glitter on the last dollar pizza guy handed me for change.
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Old 11-14-2011, 07:34 AM   #15
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Found glitter on the last dollar pizza guy handed me for change.
Might have been the pizza guy's glitter...
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