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Old 10-04-2011, 07:47 AM   #1
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Just a flesh wound, brother!
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:55 AM   #2
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This is why I don't have a wife!!
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:58 AM   #3
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they do your laundry, clean the house, cook dinner... come in handy sometimes




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Old 10-04-2011, 09:51 AM   #4
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No Ron, they are talking about WIVES!!!!!!
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Old 10-04-2011, 10:43 AM   #5
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your missing out!!!

they do your laundry, clean the house, cook dinner... come in handy sometimes

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Will you tell my wife that?

j/k, she does all that and more


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Eventually, It just sounds like "Bla bla bla bla bla!"
This is very true. It doesn't take long for a married man to develop what is known as "selective hearing". Your mind will turn any unwanted noise, children screaming, wife's complaining, broken appliances, etc, into white noise that you don't even process anymore. I'm convinced it's a self-defense mechanism built into the male brain to keep us from losing our minds.
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