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Old 09-25-2011, 09:49 PM   #1
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Anthrax Scare at Soldier Field

Monday, September 25, 2011; Posted: 6:40 p.m. EST (14:40 GMT)

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- Chicago Bears starting quarterback Jay Cutler while on his way to the locker room after Sunday's disappointing 27 -17 loss to division rival Green Bay, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the field.

Head Coach Lovie Smith immediately contacted the FBI.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears was in fact………….the goal line.

Antbody else watch today's suck-fest?
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Old 09-25-2011, 09:55 PM   #2
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That is a good one. I didn't watch it all though.
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:06 PM   #3
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Haha!!
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:26 PM   #4
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:29 PM   #5
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Cheer up, Bears fans. At least your team will beat my Vikings...
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Old 09-26-2011, 05:16 AM   #6
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Old 09-26-2011, 12:17 PM   #7
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LMFAO!!!
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Old 09-26-2011, 06:41 PM   #8
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Being a Bears fan does not make me want to drink. It makes me want to shoot heroin. But hey, still gotta love em, I hate fair weather fans.
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Old 09-26-2011, 10:34 PM   #9
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Old 09-26-2011, 10:38 PM   #10
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Hey! What was he doing so close to the goal line?
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Old 09-26-2011, 10:38 PM   #11
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You think they suck? Try being a Kansas City Chiefs and Missouri Tigers fan. Nothing but losers.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:39 PM   #12
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Being a Bears fan does not make me want to drink. It makes me want to shoot heroin...
Being a Bears fan does not make me want to drink. It makes me want to shoot MYSELF !!
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