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			I've been doing exercises trying to strengthen my lung capacity, as of today I can hold my breath for 1min and 33sec. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			How about you? 
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			Last edited by area51; 08-15-2011 at 01:20 PM.  | 
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			Well I didn't time it but I just ate quite a bit of lasagna, I'd say probably a minute 30 to clear the plate  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() Holding my lungs....probably about 27 seconds. 
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			Just timed myself at my desk, I got 1:14.  Not bad for a out of shape cigarette smoker.   I used a technique for free diving where you take 3 quick deep breaths like you are hyperventilating and on the 4th you hold it.  I have also been working on breath control as I scuba dive about 5 to 6 times a week.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			My wife said I could hold my breath for 4 minutes. Then she took her hands off my throat.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Geez I would like to curl up on that an take a nap!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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