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Old 06-28-2011, 07:12 PM   #1
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.... is BACON!!!!!!


This is a wicked cool invention that replaces your regular alarm clock with the warm tasty aroma of freshly prepared bacon. I need this clock!
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Old 06-28-2011, 07:16 PM   #2
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I think that was on an episode of Shark Tank!! I love it Definitely a safety hazard but I like the idea.
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Old 06-28-2011, 07:16 PM   #3
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It cooks you a piece of bacon to wake you up?
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Indeed my friend! They keep it classy


Christos, I don't know what the Shark Tank is but if they make things like this I'm going to start paying attention
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Old 06-28-2011, 07:23 PM   #7
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Who needs coffee when you have pork-ish delights!
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Who needs coffee when you have pork-ish delights!
Pork is an assault on the senses. Add some sausage and ham and have a breakfast meat trifecta.
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I want one!!!!
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Greatest.....invention.....ever!!!!!!!
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Old 06-28-2011, 07:52 PM   #11
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I am in love!!!

That's the best thing I've ever seen, I think...
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Old 06-28-2011, 08:22 PM   #13
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I'm drooling over the thought of bacon and coffee! Someone needs to take this contraption and hook it up to a delayed-start coffee machine, then have the two go off together in the morning!
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I think that was on an episode of Shark Tank!! I love it Definitely a safety hazard but I like the idea.
It was on Shark Tank and they didn't buy into it!
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2nd greatest invention ever!!!
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Bacon Alarm clock .......That's awesome on levels I didn't know existed.
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I love the idea of this invention, but the safety hazard that this presents is not worth the novelty.

Still, it would be great to wake up to bacon every morning.
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Someone needs to take this contraption and hook it up to a delayed-start coffee machine
Isn't that why we get married? Oh, you mean a contraption that doesn't scream "get your lazy ass up!" while making coffee and bacon?
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Indeed my friend! They keep it classy


Christos, I don't know what the Shark Tank is but if they make things like this I'm going to start paying attention
It's a show on ABC, that has 5 investors(Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Kevin O'Leary, Barbara Corcoran, Kevin Harrington, Daymond John, Jeff Foxworthy) as hosts and they bring in company owners to have them pitch their products to the investors. Very entertaining show. The investors shot down this guy with the bacon alarm clock pretty quickly. He only had the one prototype and the investors are looking for established businesses to invest in.
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