Losing Weight with Starscream

jonumberone · 05-18-2011, 05:16 AM

Sounds great Bob!

Welcome Laura!

I came home last night starving!
I walked through the door and headed straight to the kitchen and was searching wildly for anything to stuff in my face.
My wife came over, told me to jump in the shower, and she would whip something up for me.
She Lied!
I got out, and she said, I didn't need to eat and I should just go to bed. I listened.
I woke up this morning still hungry.
I stopped at a 7-11 and grabbed a banana.
I shoved the banana down my throat with all the grace of a B Actress looking for her big break.
In the end, I feel like a huge fatso for not being able to control my appetite,
but I'm happy I grabbed the banana instead of the sausage egg and cheese I wanted.

05-18-2011, 05:16 AM	#1
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,492 Trading: (62)	Re: Losing Weight with Starscream Sounds great Bob! Welcome Laura! I came home last night starving! I walked through the door and headed straight to the kitchen and was searching wildly for anything to stuff in my face. My wife came over, told me to jump in the shower, and she would whip something up for me. She Lied! I got out, and she said, I didn't need to eat and I should just go to bed. I listened. I woke up this morning still hungry. I stopped at a 7-11 and grabbed a banana. I shoved the banana down my throat with all the grace of a B Actress looking for her big break. In the end, I feel like a huge fatso for not being able to control my appetite, but I'm happy I grabbed the banana instead of the sausage egg and cheese I wanted. __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

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