Outwitting the devil

markem · 05-06-2011, 07:39 PM

Three guys die and go to hell.
When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.
"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.
"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"

TBone · 05-06-2011, 08:46 PM

HollywoodQue · 05-07-2011, 03:14 AM

kelmac07 · 05-07-2011, 08:54 AM

05-06-2011, 07:39 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Outwitting the devil Three guys die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises. "Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys. "Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil. So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw" To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off" As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling. "Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil. "I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-06-2011, 08:46 PM	#2
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