I've Got It Real Bad!!!

brigey57 · 12-15-2008, 09:50 PM

On my drive home from work tonight I saw the sign that I see every night. "JR CIGAR" What was I suppose to do. I stopped. I saw. I bought large quantities of CIGARS.

I know I should just drive on past but I heard this faint female voice calling me like the Sirens from Homer's Odyssey.

The next thing I'm getting out of my car and heading in the store. First looking around like I was really going to buy something other than what those little voices were calling me into the walk in humidor to do.

Buy me...buy me...buy me.

Oh I am such a dead man. How many of you have had a similar experience and just succumb to those little voices...buy me...buy me...

mojo65 · 12-15-2008, 10:27 PM

Been there done that.......

What burns my a$$ is they dont allow big trucks in there....

they have plenty of parking for campers buses and motor homes. So I quit buying from them mail order too.

But I digress....

icehog3 · 12-15-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by brigey57

Oh I am such a dead man. How many of you have had a similar experience and just succumb to those little voices...buy me...buy me...

I have the same experience when I drive by the Chicken Ranch...

bigloo · 12-15-2008, 10:55 PM

chicken ranch, when I first read this I though, ummm, must be a local KFC or something.... then my memory caught up to me. I dont think they were saying buy me buy me though...something else maybe.

spectrrr · 12-15-2008, 10:57 PM

same thing when I dropped by The Party Source in Cinci (really KY). nice walk in humi there, astounding selection... buy me buy me buy me...

icehog3 · 12-15-2008, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bigloo

chicken ranch, when I first read this I though, ummm, must be a local KFC or something.... then my memory caught up to me. I dont think they were saying buy me buy me though...something else maybe.

I think "buy me" is fairly accurate.

bigloo · 12-15-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I think "buy me" is fairly accurate.

Technically it is renting or a short term lease

icehog3 · 12-15-2008, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bigloo

Technically it is renting or a short term lease

Speak for yourself!

GAW · 12-15-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Speak for yourself!

Thought your goal in life was never to pay for pleasure Tom - including cigars!

CigaSkills9 · 12-15-2008, 11:15 PM

Yep, been there done that, I live in Fayetteville N.C. and just up good ol' I-95 in Selma.....there it is...The Buy Me capital of a Cigar smokers world, JR's.

Don Fernando · 12-16-2008, 02:39 AM

leave it to Tom to turn every topic into a banter topic

elderboy02 · 12-16-2008, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by spectrrr

same thing when I dropped by The Party Source in Cinci (really KY). nice walk in humi there, astounding selection... buy me buy me buy me...

Yep. Every time I go to the party source, my credit card gets a swipe

neoflex · 12-16-2008, 06:30 AM

I have a JRs just up the road a bit from the shop. Luckily for me I am not overly impressed with them so willpower is strong otherwise I would be broke and divorced. Any other B&M is fair game though!

12-16-2008, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bigloo

chicken ranch, when I first read this I though, ummm, must be a local KFC or something.... then my memory caught up to me. I dont think they were saying buy me buy me though...something else maybe.

How about Rent Me, Rent Me!

gettysburgfreak · 12-16-2008, 08:49 AM

what did you pick up? where are the pictures????

icehog3 · 12-16-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Don Fernando

leave it to Tom to turn every topic into a banter topic

It's tough to retain the "Douche Bag" title, but I try, Ferdinand.

brigey57 · 12-16-2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

I have a JRs just up the road a bit from the shop. Luckily for me I am not overly impressed with them so willpower is strong otherwise I would be broke and divorced. Any other B&M is fair game though!
__________________

Yeah, but like you said "broke and divorced." Same thing different location.

bobarian · 12-16-2008, 11:42 PM

One thing about living in Cali is that we seldom hear that call. Or if we do, its pretty easy to resist. Our B&M's say, "Come buy our $40 OpusX's or our $25 Padron's"

groogs · 12-17-2008, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

One thing about living in Cali is that we seldom hear that call. Or if we do, its pretty easy to resist. Our B&M's say, "Come buy our $40 OpusX's or our $25 Padron's"

But the internet's siren song sings pretty loud and it is so close, it is almost imposible to resist.

NCRadioMan · 12-17-2008, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

I have a JRs just up the road a bit from the shop. Luckily for me I am not overly impressed with them so willpower is strong otherwise I would be broke and divorced. Any other B&M is fair game though!

I live 15 minutes away and havn't been there in over 2 years. Don't really care too either.

12-15-2008, 09:50 PM	#1
brigey57 Smoke me if you can... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bri Location: Enjoying the weather here! Posts: 256 Trading: (0)	I've Got It Real Bad!!! On my drive home from work tonight I saw the sign that I see every night. "JR CIGAR" What was I suppose to do. I stopped. I saw. I bought large quantities of CIGARS. I know I should just drive on past but I heard this faint female voice calling me like the Sirens from Homer's Odyssey. The next thing I'm getting out of my car and heading in the store. First looking around like I was really going to buy something other than what those little voices were calling me into the walk in humidor to do. Buy me...buy me...buy me. Oh I am such a dead man. How many of you have had a similar experience and just succumb to those little voices...buy me...buy me... __________________ There are five things that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a fine cigar." Just say NO to SCHIP and Cigar taxes!

12-15-2008, 10:27 PM	#2
mojo65 Relocation Engineer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: mark Location: Evans,CO Posts: 240 Trading: (4)	Re: I've Got It Real Bad!!! Been there done that....... What burns my a$$ is they dont allow big trucks in there.... they have plenty of parking for campers buses and motor homes. So I quit buying from them mail order too. But I digress.... __________________ Mark, I'LL TAKE MY GUNS, RELIGION & MONEY... YOU CAN KEEP THE CHANGE! Last edited by mojo65; 12-15-2008 at 10:32 PM.

12-15-2008, 10:55 PM	#4
bigloo Crazy like a fox Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Lu Location: Rose City Posts: 905 Trading: (27)	Re: I've Got It Real Bad!!! chicken ranch, when I first read this I though, ummm, must be a local KFC or something.... then my memory caught up to me. I dont think they were saying buy me buy me though...something else maybe.

12-15-2008, 10:57 PM	#5
spectrrr Back in the midwest! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Ohio Posts: 5,596 Trading: (20)	Re: I've Got It Real Bad!!! same thing when I dropped by The Party Source in Cinci (really KY). nice walk in humi there, astounding selection... buy me buy me buy me... __________________ ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ "A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right..." -Thomas Paine

12-15-2008, 11:15 PM	#10
CigaSkills9 Formerly Lt. Skills Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville,North Carolina Posts: 148 Trading: (1)	Re: I've Got It Real Bad!!! Yep, been there done that, I live in Fayetteville N.C. and just up good ol' I-95 in Selma.....there it is...The Buy Me capital of a Cigar smokers world, JR's. __________________ "What is more important? Time for a great Cigar or Time with a great Woman? I'll take one of each, just to be safe!" M. Summerskill

12-16-2008, 02:39 AM	#11
Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,070 Trading: (29)	Re: I've Got It Real Bad!!! leave it to Tom to turn every topic into a banter topic __________________ check out my reviews on my blog.

12-16-2008, 06:30 AM	#13
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: I've Got It Real Bad!!! I have a JRs just up the road a bit from the shop. Luckily for me I am not overly impressed with them so willpower is strong otherwise I would be broke and divorced. Any other B&M is fair game though! __________________

12-16-2008, 08:49 AM	#15
gettysburgfreak Patriot Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Mitten Posts: 1,442 Trading: (2)	Re: I've Got It Real Bad!!! what did you pick up? where are the pictures???? __________________ Author ofeath, Disease, and Life at War: The Civil War Letters of Surgeon James D. Benton, 111th and 98th New York Infantry Regiments, 1862-1865.

12-16-2008, 11:42 PM	#18
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: I've Got It Real Bad!!! One thing about living in Cali is that we seldom hear that call. Or if we do, its pretty easy to resist. Our B&M's say, "Come buy our $40 OpusX's or our $25 Padron's"

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