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Old 03-13-2011, 05:05 PM   #1
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ATTENTION ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Columbus OH)
Date: 2011-03-11, 12:46PM EST
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VERY RARE COLLECTIBLE FROM THE ONE AND ONLY TERMINATOR!!!

Arnold Schwarzenegger

UP FOR SALE is a genuine Fuente Opus X smoked cigar SMOKED by the Terminator/Governator

This cigar was gathered just minutes after Arnold discarded it. Arnold is a cigar aficionado. He has been seen in countless movies, on magazine covers, and photos have been taken that document his love of cigars. Fuente Opus X cigars are widely known as the top of the line super premium cigars, some of the rarest, and most sought after cigars in the world. A fact that is validated by Cigar Aficionado magazine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As many of you already know. The Arnold Classic is held in Columbus, OH each March. On March 6th, 2001 I recently was at a local shopping center in Columbus, OH and Arnold was there walking around with his entourage of body guards and family. He made a purchase of this cigar at the cigar shop (I was a witness) and lit it inside the shop. He then walked around outside with it smoking it. When he was finished with it he discarded it into a potted plant. Photos of him (with dates on photos) walking around with this cigar are also in this posting. THE ONLY PERSON TO TOUCH THIS CIGAR HAS BEEN ARNOLD, GLOVES WERE USED TO GATHER IT AND HAS NOT BEEN TOUCHED SINCE.


This item was used by Arnold and is real! Dont miss out on a chance to have a great piece of the Terminator to display in your home or cigar shop!


This is a one of a kind and unique item.

*ATTN* YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE TO PURCHASE THIS ITEM, WILL CHECK ID UPON PURCHASE.

The item is currently being protected from any elements, and is being contained in a humidor.

More Photos available upon request


Make offer!

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Old 03-13-2011, 05:15 PM   #2
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Old 03-13-2011, 05:16 PM   #3
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Very tempting. Lol
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Old 03-13-2011, 05:24 PM   #4
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I already have three. Call for pricing.
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Old 03-13-2011, 06:06 PM   #5
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No different than celebrity locks of hair, chewing gum, etc. Somebody might very well buy this! I won't bother raising the ante for that somebody!
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Old 03-13-2011, 06:33 PM   #6
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LOL, I do not think someone like him just tosses it in a potted plant at a mall.....fake.
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Old 03-13-2011, 07:24 PM   #7
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"The item is currently being protected from any elements, and is being contained in a humidor."

That way the winner can light it right on up.
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Old 03-13-2011, 11:30 PM   #8
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MMMM....Terminator Saliva.

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Old 03-13-2011, 11:54 PM   #9
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Guys this ad is legit. I was walking behind him at the time and he passed gas and I was able to catch it in a Tupperware bowl and I am willing to sell his trapped flatulence at a great price. Call me with an offer. I would have snagged the cigar but I was obviously busy at the time.
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Old 03-14-2011, 12:56 AM   #10
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Guys this ad is legit. I was walking behind him at the time and he passed gas and I was able to catch it in a Tupperware bowl and I am willing to sell his trapped flatulence at a great price. Call me with an offer. I would have snagged the cigar but I was obviously busy at the time.
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Old 03-14-2011, 12:57 AM   #11
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Is it me or does anyone else hate when the words Super and Premium are used in the same sentence to describe a mediocre product?


Even though Opus X aren't that great IMHO. Who chucks one after like ....what 10-15 puffs?
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Old 03-14-2011, 08:05 AM   #12
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Is it me or does anyone else hate when the words Super and Premium are used in the same sentence to describe a mediocre product?


Even though Opus X aren't that great IMHO. Who chucks one after like ....what 10-15 puffs?
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Old 03-14-2011, 08:22 AM   #13
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UP FOR SALE is a genuine Fuente Opus X smoked cigar SMOKED by the Terminator/Governator

This cigar was gathered just minutes after Arnold discarded it. THE ONLY PERSON TO TOUCH THIS CIGAR HAS BEEN ARNOLD, GLOVES WERE USED TO GATHER IT AND HAS NOT BEEN TOUCHED SINCE.

This is a one of a kind and unique item.


The item is currently being protected from any elements, and is being contained in a humidor.

More Photos available upon request
This sounds like Drew at Mercer Cigars
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Old 03-14-2011, 08:23 AM   #14
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Old 03-14-2011, 05:36 PM   #15
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Is it me or does anyone else hate when the words Super and Premium are used in the same sentence to describe a mediocre product?


Even though Opus X aren't that great IMHO. Who chucks one after like ....what 10-15 puffs?
I guess that a guy with as much $$$ as Ahnuld Swartzenegger can afford to toss a $12+ cigar after a few puffs. I am not there yet.

If this was in Cali, that same cigar would have been upwards of $25 i'd imagine.
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Old 03-14-2011, 06:48 PM   #16
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Arnold could afford to toss a $12K cigar after 2 puffs, Paul.
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Old 03-14-2011, 07:25 PM   #17
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Arnold could afford to toss a $12K cigar after 2 puffs, Paul.
California taxpayers must be paying for his smokes as well.
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That's but no thanks....
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Arnold could afford to toss a $12K cigar after 2 puffs, Paul.
that is very true. He probably uses 1972 Davidoff's to light his nighttime cigar.
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