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Old 03-12-2011, 10:39 AM   #1
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Default May I have your attention please!

I heard Kohl's is having a sale this week!







Don't panic because last weeks low, low prices are expired. Remain calm. All is well.




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Old 03-12-2011, 10:51 AM   #2
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Pack up the wagon, honey! We're goin' to Kohls!! They may never have a sale again!


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Old 03-12-2011, 10:54 AM   #3
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Old 03-12-2011, 12:12 PM   #4
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"My apologies to those offended. "
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Old 03-12-2011, 12:59 PM   #5
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Old 03-12-2011, 01:17 PM   #6
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Is Spandex on sale.
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Old 03-12-2011, 05:54 PM   #7
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Not in your size Jeff!!!!
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