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Old 02-23-2011, 02:29 PM   #1
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Old 02-23-2011, 02:52 PM   #2
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:18 PM   #3
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My butt itches.
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:20 PM   #4
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My butt itches.
You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.
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You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.
I am WELL aware, Pete.
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I am WELL aware, Pete.
<shudders>
Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.
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Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.
I like it best when Luscious loofahs my stretch marks.
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i like it best when luscious loofahs my stretch marks.
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Naked pilates, followed by a vigorous shower (loofah included) = how Tom and I roll
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Is it getting hawt in here or is it just me
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I am WELL aware, Pete.
Is he tall enough to reach your butt?
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