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Have My Own Room
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His favorite wine was a rose,
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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#1582 |
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Feeling at Home
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Some thought him a wimp
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#1583 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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He smelled like a chimp,
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#1585 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Nope, you gotta rhyme with "Jose", that's how a limerick works.
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#1586 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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#1588 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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And he left gorob's house for a date with Rosie.
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#1589 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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NEW:
The art of the limerick is simple,
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#1590 |
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Your resident lancerHO
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It's easier than popping a pimple
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#1591 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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a,
a, b, b, a......
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#1592 |
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Your resident lancerHO
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Words rhymed in a specific way,
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#1593 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Then smile and show off your dimple.
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#1594 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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NEW:
Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,
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#1595 |
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Have My Own Room
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The Northeast has snow to my Chest,
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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman |
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#1596 |
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Feeling at Home
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Floridians watch it all with glee
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#1597 |
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I'd like to kick them in the wee-wee,
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#1598 |
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Have My Own Room
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To find my car is my quest.
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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#1599 |
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Have My Own Room
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New:
There was no shadow from Phil,
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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#1600 |
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Feeling at Home
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Springtime is neigh, or so say his shills,
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An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared. |
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