The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!

kelmac07 · 02-01-2011, 06:44 AM

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."

Coach Deg · 02-01-2011, 07:06 AM

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

G G · 02-01-2011, 07:19 AM

Then he pushed her/it.

chand · 02-01-2011, 07:41 AM

...ad then two people jumped off the bridge.

Ogre · 02-01-2011, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."

Thats not a joke!!! It happened to Mac yesterday!!!

Skywalker · 02-01-2011, 08:01 AM

kelmac07 · 02-01-2011, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

Thats not a joke!!! It happened to ME yesterday!!!

Fixed it for ya brother!!

Ogre · 02-01-2011, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Fixed it for ya brother!!

I should have let you JUMP!!!

kelmac07 · 02-01-2011, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

I should have let you JUMP!!!

shvictor · 02-01-2011, 09:27 AM

Im glad Devan didn't jump

02-01-2011, 06:44 AM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	The Biker & The Kiss!!!!! A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...." __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-01-2011, 07:06 AM	#2
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

02-01-2011, 07:19 AM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,751 Trading: (10)	Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!! Then he pushed her/it.

02-01-2011, 07:41 AM	#4
chand Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Damian Location: Dover, DE Posts: 470 Trading: (22)	Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!! ...ad then two people jumped off the bridge.

02-01-2011, 08:01 AM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

02-01-2011, 09:27 AM	#10
shvictor Instigator Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Lathrop, CA Posts: 2,846 Trading: (40)	Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!! Im glad Devan didn't jump __________________

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