Cat advice

cbsmokin · 12-10-2008, 11:59 AM

Move all of your furniture around, that will piss them off for sure!

Whee · 12-14-2008, 07:30 PM

MCS,

I saw this and feared for you, until I saw it was in North Carolina.

Hide the handguns!!
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/...4091229116961/

The headline says it all.

MajorCaptSilly · 12-14-2008, 08:18 PM

I rubbed them together and stuck them on the ceiling today. They are pissed. Sleeping with my eyes open tonight!

MCS

12-14-2008, 08:28 PM

Gotta throw this out there....

Do you know how to make a cat sound like a dog??

Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and WOOF!!!!

Now, do you know how to make a dog sound like a cat??

Stick it in the freezer for about a week, take it out, run it across the tablesaw....MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CBI_2 · 12-14-2008, 08:43 PM

It's a good thing you are all in an asylum because you are frickin nuts.

12-10-2008, 11:59 AM	#1
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 882 Trading: (10)	Re: Cat advice Move all of your furniture around, that will piss them off for sure! __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

12-14-2008, 07:30 PM	#2
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,593 Trading: (17)	Re: Cat advice MCS, I saw this and feared for you, until I saw it was in North Carolina. Hide the handguns!! http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/...4091229116961/ The headline says it all. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

12-14-2008, 08:18 PM	#3
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Cat advice I rubbed them together and stuck them on the ceiling today. They are pissed. Sleeping with my eyes open tonight! MCS

12-14-2008, 08:28 PM	#4
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice Gotta throw this out there.... Do you know how to make a cat sound like a dog?? Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and WOOF!!!! Now, do you know how to make a dog sound like a cat?? Stick it in the freezer for about a week, take it out, run it across the tablesaw....MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-14-2008, 08:43 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Cat advice It's a good thing you are all in an asylum because you are frickin nuts. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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