Man on a company cruise

cmitch · 12-20-2010, 01:49 PM

This man went on a company cruise with several coworkers when one guy he'd worked with for 10 years, quite inebriated, walks up to him and says, "You are one fat som' *****!

Taken aback, he looks at him and says, "Why would you say something like that to me, Harry?"

"'Cause you're one fat ass som' *****, that's why!"

"Well it's YOUR wife's fault, Harry!"

"Why is it my wife's fault you're a fat som' *****?"

"Because every time I bang her, she gives me a cookie!"

Ogre · 12-20-2010, 02:07 PM

Ouch!!!!!!

kelmac07 · 12-20-2010, 02:15 PM

Uh oh!!

e-man67 · 12-20-2010, 02:57 PM

guitar4001 · 12-26-2010, 11:01 AM

zing!

12-20-2010, 01:49 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Man on a company cruise This man went on a company cruise with several coworkers when one guy he'd worked with for 10 years, quite inebriated, walks up to him and says, "You are one fat som' ***! Taken aback, he looks at him and says, "Why would you say something like that to me, Harry?" "'Cause you're one fat ass som' *, that's why!" "Well it's YOUR wife's fault, Harry!" "Why is it my wife's fault you're a fat som' ***?" "Because every time I bang her, she gives me a cookie!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

12-20-2010, 02:07 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Man on a company cruise Ouch!!!!!!

12-20-2010, 02:15 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Man on a company cruise Uh oh!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-20-2010, 02:57 PM	#4
e-man67 Big Drunkin Monkey!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Eric Posts: 1,480 Trading: (29)	Re: Man on a company cruise __________________ Big hairy Ape chuggin whiskey by the barrel full..making ladies cry!

12-26-2010, 11:01 AM	#5
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: Man on a company cruise zing!

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