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Old 12-20-2010, 03:44 PM   #1
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A Granddad, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old Granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his Granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, Grandmom came to the rescue and said that she would take their Granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Granddad.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandmom?' asked Granddad.

'Oh yes, PaPa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single asshole, dumb bastard or lousy ****-head anywhere we went today!'
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Old 12-23-2010, 01:35 PM   #3
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