My wife figured me out!

[Tenor CS]

A few weeks ago, my humis were bursting at the seams. So, Jon (KidRock), being the awesome BOTL that he is, bombed me a humidor.

My wife is not entirely happy about this, but accepts it with a resigned smirk.

I told her I wouldn't need 4 small/medium wood humis if she'd just let me get a big (500 ct or larger) cabinet.

Then came some of the wisest words I've ever heard from her:

"It doesn't matter how big a container you'll get, you'll just find a way to fill it!"

Yeah, she's a smart cookie, that's why I married her!

[dunng]

Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly!

[Tenor CS]

Originally Posted by dunng

Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly!

Yeah, we haven't even been married two years yet!

But, I wouldn't trade her for anything. I got married pretty old (31) because I wanted to make sure I did it right. I've done well so far. She even came to the Epic Ybor Herf with me. Now that's love!

[TripleF]

Originally Posted by dunng

Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly!

Ohhhh dude, I am laughing so hard.....

[dunng]

Originally Posted by TripleF

Ohhhh dude, I am laughing so hard.....

Except she would get half your cigars...

Or like the wife I had before she took as hammer to mine and cut the cigars in half. Little did she know that I went into her closet and took a razor blade to her wardrobe making nice little cuts in strategic places.

Whoever said revenge isn't sweet didn't plan it well enough.

[DKPRLP]

If my wife only new what was in those 2 big blue totes??

Originally Posted by DKPRLP

If my wife only new what was in those 2 big blue totes??

LOL I love it.

My wife says.............why don't we ever use THAT cooler for camping

[DrDubzz]

my wife already told me I could build a walk in someday

of course, we'll have to be not renting at that point

she's sick of coolers being everywhere

[rizzle]

They catch on quick Christian. No doubt.