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Old 12-09-2010, 01:41 PM   #1161
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:45 PM   #1162
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:46 PM   #1163
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:48 PM   #1164
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Old 12-09-2010, 04:19 PM   #1165
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Old 12-09-2010, 05:05 PM   #1166
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Old 12-09-2010, 05:33 PM   #1167
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With the exchange rate they were only a quarter!
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Old 12-09-2010, 05:34 PM   #1168
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Old 12-09-2010, 05:58 PM   #1169
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:33 AM   #1172
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but he said, "Cigars?! I meant crack!"
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