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Old 12-08-2010, 03:39 PM   #1141
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Old 12-08-2010, 04:33 PM   #1143
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Old 12-09-2010, 12:51 AM   #1144
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:15 AM   #1145
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:28 AM   #1148
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:55 AM   #1152
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:42 AM   #1154
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Old 12-09-2010, 12:29 PM   #1155
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:10 PM   #1159
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The limerick is:

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