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Old 12-07-2010, 12:39 PM   #1101
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:43 PM   #1102
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:46 PM   #1103
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Some say political limericks abound
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:48 PM   #1104
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but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:48 PM   #1105
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It takes all of my patience,
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:57 PM   #1106
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Old 12-07-2010, 01:02 PM   #1107
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Old 12-07-2010, 01:03 PM   #1108
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Old 12-07-2010, 01:08 PM   #1109
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Old 12-07-2010, 01:18 PM   #1111
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'Til I stop all the endless bar-hopping.
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MC went Toot Toot,
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