Limerick Thread!

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

New:

There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.

Originally Posted by icehog3

I found it in an electrical socket,

Originally Posted by Mr B

she said "you look glad to see me"

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

And all I could think of was, "I gotta take a pee"

then she pulled out a revolver and cocked it...