Horror Stories: A Tale of Two Smokes

Haha, mine would be my... 4th or 5th time ever smoking?

Anyway, I started a CAO America, didn't like it 1/2 way, so I grabbed a CAO Mx2, didn't like that 1/2 way through either, finally (remember that I had no monitary responsability at this point, cigar money was as easy as taking away some cash from my shooting budget) I grabbed a La Perla Habana Black Pearl, and got about 80% of the way through it before I got up, ran to the dumpster and blasted puke for 3 hours

That was the day I decided I wouldn't be touching another CAO (well, until I convinced myself to try a La Traviata)