WTF is wrong with people?

Seriously, was she on your property? That would make it even worse.

Cheers,
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[lbowles2]

Originally Posted by Dunkel

I'd have farted violently in her mouth.

You my friend are my new hero!!!

[GolfNut]

I keep waiting for him to come out and say"just kidding guys". Outrageous.

[icantbejon]

Originally Posted by GolfNut

I keep waiting for him to come out and say"just kidding guys". Outrageous.

Seriously....seems almost impossible to believe.

[pektel]

Lol @ piihb. Shoulda done it regardless out of spite.
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Well, I was kinda on kinda off my property, I was standing next to the mail boxes for the neighborhood, but I have no clue where she is from since there are apartments across the street and 3 other neighborhoods very close by.

I figure she will think twice about doing that again, she probably leaned some new words

Originally Posted by gijoey959

Well, I was kinda on kinda off my property, I was standing next to the mail boxes for the neighborhood, but I have no clue where she is from since there are apartments across the street and 3 other neighborhoods very close by.

I figure she will think twice about doing that again, she probably leaned some new words

I thought you were in the process of picking up the water hose when she came over?

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox

I thought you were in the process of picking up the water hose when she came over?

There are... uhh... idk what kind of trees those are, but yeah, they're by the mail boxes

Don't get me wrong guys, I was angry as a hornet, but what was I gonna do? I'd rather come tell the internet about my problems than spend a night with the friendly neighborhood sherrif's department

Originally Posted by gijoey959

There are... uhh... idk what kind of trees those are, but yeah, they're by the mail boxes

Don't get me wrong guys, I was angry as a hornet, but what was I gonna do? I'd rather come tell the internet about my problems than spend a night with the friendly neighborhood sherrif's department

Maybe they are shrubs

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox

Maybe they are shrubs

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Small trees, shrubs, same thing

[Bruce]

should have sprayed her with the hose as you pretended to retrive your cigar.

I'd like to say I was surprised but then I saw you live in Texas. I can totally picture some self-righteous suburban house-wife/trophy wife, etc. thinking she could get away with that and not have a guy knock her block off. Where I grew up, 1,000 miles north from where I live now in Texas, some woman pulls that crap and she would have had the hose turned on her.

I've had my fair share of situations with people confronting me about my cigar smoking though, even IN a cigar lounge. My favorites are the men who tell me that as a woman I have no business smoking cigars. Or the women who elect to come over to me and think I'm the easy "sister" to appeal to and get "my men" in line and stop them from smoking.

[Skywalker]

Nope! Your luck's that good!!!

[jmsremax]

Damn, that lady has quite a big set to come on your property, remove a cigar from your mouth, then proceed to give you a lecture about smoking.

After reading a few posts the first thing that came to mind was the episode of the Chappelle show when Wayne Brady does a skit with Dave.

[hscmit]

i still cant believe this
I cant even imagine what I would do in the same situation

[bresdogsr]

I would have hosed her off.

[Brutus2600]

Are you kidding? If I saw her again I'd follow her home, find out where she lives, then deliver a letter with an itemized bill for the cigar. Also with a nice note that if payment isn't received that you're sending it to a collection agency.

Sorry to hear this though dude, some people just have no respect or common sense.

[Confederado]

Assault, larceny, and damage to property ... and you set a bad example by smoking?

[benedic08]

Here's what I would've done in that situation. After her lecture, with a maniac tone tell her "Your lecture only makes my Pen*s HARDER!" Then proceed by inviting her into your house. She's probably gonna start walking away and scare the crap out of her for a while.

Originally Posted by benedic08

Here's what I would've done in that situation. After her lecture, with a maniac tone tell her "Your lecture only makes my Pen*s HARDER!" Then proceed by inviting her into your house. She's probably gonna start walking away and scare the crap out of her for a while.

The look on her face would have been priceless. Good one!

What if she's not the type to just walk away though? You could get slapped in the face or worst yet, get a good kick in the balls. Some women are very protective of their children, probably why she did what she did.