Getting old S*cks!

neoflex · 10-12-2010, 09:14 AM

So last night I decided I was going to go sit outside with a smoke and knew I wanted to grab a Nosotros that was gifted to me by Ranger_B. I knew these were in my one 300 count humi so off I went to retrieve it. So I am rifling through the humi and can't find it. WTF!? So I proceed to empty all the contents of the box to no avail. Hmmmm, that's odd! So I proceed to unload the contents of another 300 ct. to no avail. Now I am really thinking WTF, where is this stick as I knew it should have been in the last box. So I proceed to unload another desktop to no avail. At this point I am past wanting to smoke it and am determined in just finding it as I pretty much know where every stick is although when you look at my stash it looks disorganized. Still no luck. So I proceed to unload the small little cabinet I have and still no luck. I know it can't be in the other cabinet but I am 0 for 4 at this point and it's the only storage unit I have left that has not been searched. So I proceeded to tear that one apart with no luck. Now I am pissed and just can't understand how it disappeared. So I head back and unload the original box which I know it should have been in and still couldn't find the damn thing. So now I am annoyed that I can't find this thing and already invested an hour and 15 minutes to the search. So now I am thinking where the hell could this stick be? Than it finally comes to me. I smoked it over two months ago when we went on our cruise. So not only did I not have time left to go out to smoke as it was almost 11:30 at this point but I felt like a complete moron for looking for a non-existant smoke.

Blueface · 10-12-2010, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neoflex

So last night I decided I was going to go sit outside with a smoke and knew I wanted to grab a Nosotros that was gifted to me by Ranger_B. I knew these were in my one 300 count humi so off I went to retrieve it. So I am rifling through the humi and can't find it. WTF!? So I proceed to empty all the contents of the box to no avail. Hmmmm, that's odd! So I proceed to unload the contents of another 300 ct. to no avail. Now I am really thinking WTF, where is this stick as I knew it should have been in the last box. So I proceed to unload another desktop to no avail. At this point I am past wanting to smoke it and am determined in just finding it as I pretty much know where every stick is although when you look at my stash it looks disorganized. Still no luck. So I proceed to unload the small little cabinet I have and still no luck. I know it can;t be in the other cabinet but I am ) for 3 at this point and it's the only storage unit I have left that has not been searched. So I proceeded to tear that one apart with no luck. Now I am pissed and just can't understand how it disappeared. So I head back and unload the original box which I know it should have been in and still couldn't find the damn thing. So now I am annoyed that I can't find this thing and already invested an hour and 15 minutes to the search. So now I am thinking where the hell could this stick be? Than it finally comes to me. I smoked it over two months ago when we went on our cruise. So not only did I not have time left to go out to smoke as it was almost 11:30 at this point but I felt like a complete moron for looking for a non-existant smoke.

Are you pissing in your pants yet?
If not, just wait.

alwayslit · 10-12-2010, 09:16 AM

been there done that....LOL.

Dave128 · 10-12-2010, 09:17 AM

Skywalker · 10-12-2010, 09:18 AM

Great story, Gramps!!!

10-12-2010, 09:23 AM

+1
Somewhere out in my yard is an unlit cigar that I sat down in a safe place while I went and did something. By the time I remembered it it was a few days later. Years have gone by and I still haven't found it.

Gophernut · 10-12-2010, 09:26 AM

I can't tell you how many time I have to retrace my steps to help remind myself of why I went into the other room. It stinks, but it beats the alternative.

sikk50 · 10-12-2010, 09:35 AM

You don't have to be old for that, same thing happened to me looking for a La Triviata once not long ago

elderboy02 · 10-12-2010, 09:38 AM

That is funny.

VTDragon · 10-12-2010, 09:39 AM

Ya, been there. Don't let it worry you, just grab a different smoke.

OHRD · 10-12-2010, 09:51 AM

Awesome! Makes me feel SO much better about my searching...definitely been there!

357 · 10-12-2010, 10:16 AM

At least you didn't forget what you were looking for after an hour.

longknocker · 10-12-2010, 10:23 AM

I Hate To Tell You, John, But It Gets Worse!

hscmit · 10-12-2010, 10:26 AM

well now you'll have a better idea of where everything else is

OLS · 10-12-2010, 10:35 AM

Yep, that's why they say when life gives you lemons, throw them at kids on their bicycles.
YOU KIDS GET OFF OF MY LAWN!

CigarNut · 10-12-2010, 10:40 AM

Last night I grabbed a stick (Boli 2009 LE) out of my humi and set it on top and proceeded to put everything back in place.

An hour later I was at the Shilo (cigar bar) and was looking for the stick in my cigar caddy and realized I left it on top of the humi...

This morning as I was reading your post I realized that it is still on top of the humi because I forgot about it last night...

10-12-2010, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 357

At least you didn't forget what you were looking for after an hour.

SNKBYT · 10-12-2010, 11:44 AM

as some of the others stated, been there done that......but now I have the meds from the VA, which make remembering chit even more fun

G G · 10-12-2010, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

Are you pissing in your pants yet?
If not, just wait.

I'm not, but it can't be too far away as I am now at the ripe old age of 45.

SNKBYT · 10-12-2010, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

I'm not, but it can't be too far away as I am now at the ripe old age of 45.

got ya beat by a few Greg

10-12-2010, 09:14 AM	#1
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	*Getting old Scks!** So last night I decided I was going to go sit outside with a smoke and knew I wanted to grab a Nosotros that was gifted to me by Ranger_B. I knew these were in my one 300 count humi so off I went to retrieve it. So I am rifling through the humi and can't find it. WTF!? So I proceed to empty all the contents of the box to no avail. Hmmmm, that's odd! So I proceed to unload the contents of another 300 ct. to no avail. Now I am really thinking WTF, where is this stick as I knew it should have been in the last box. So I proceed to unload another desktop to no avail. At this point I am past wanting to smoke it and am determined in just finding it as I pretty much know where every stick is although when you look at my stash it looks disorganized. Still no luck. So I proceed to unload the small little cabinet I have and still no luck. I know it can't be in the other cabinet but I am 0 for 4 at this point and it's the only storage unit I have left that has not been searched. So I proceeded to tear that one apart with no luck. Now I am pissed and just can't understand how it disappeared. So I head back and unload the original box which I know it should have been in and still couldn't find the damn thing. So now I am annoyed that I can't find this thing and already invested an hour and 15 minutes to the search. So now I am thinking where the hell could this stick be? Than it finally comes to me. I smoked it over two months ago when we went on our cruise. So not only did I not have time left to go out to smoke as it was almost 11:30 at this point but I felt like a complete moron for looking for a non-existant smoke. __________________

10-12-2010, 09:16 AM	#3
alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 487 Trading: (14)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** been there done that....LOL.

10-12-2010, 09:17 AM	#4
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

10-12-2010, 09:18 AM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	*Re: Getting old Scks! Great story, Gramps!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!**

10-12-2010, 09:23 AM	#6
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	*Re: Getting old Scks!** +1 Somewhere out in my yard is an unlit cigar that I sat down in a safe place while I went and did something. By the time I remembered it it was a few days later. Years have gone by and I still haven't found it.

10-12-2010, 09:26 AM	#7
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** I can't tell you how many time I have to retrace my steps to help remind myself of why I went into the other room. It stinks, but it beats the alternative. __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

10-12-2010, 09:35 AM	#8
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** You don't have to be old for that, same thing happened to me looking for a La Triviata once not long ago __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

10-12-2010, 09:38 AM	#9
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,508 Trading: (133)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** That is funny.

10-12-2010, 09:39 AM	#10
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** Ya, been there. Don't let it worry you, just grab a different smoke. __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

10-12-2010, 09:51 AM	#11
OHRD Garage w/ couch & ashtray Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Matt Posts: 1,377 Trading: (39)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** Awesome! Makes me feel SO much better about my searching...definitely been there! __________________ Did I tell you my garage has a couch and an ashtray? My wife doesn't let me sleep or smoke inside.

10-12-2010, 10:16 AM	#12
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** At least you didn't forget what you were looking for after an hour. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-12-2010, 10:23 AM	#13
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,162 Trading: (82)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** I Hate To Tell You, John, But It Gets Worse!

10-12-2010, 10:26 AM	#14
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** well now you'll have a better idea of where everything else is

10-12-2010, 10:40 AM	#16
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	*Re: Getting old Scks! Last night I grabbed a stick (Boli 2009 LE) out of my humi and set it on top and proceeded to put everything back in place. An hour later I was at the Shilo (cigar bar) and was looking for the stick in my cigar caddy and realized I left it on top of the humi... This morning as I was reading your post I realized that it is still on top of the humi because I forgot about it last night... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags?** 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-12-2010, 11:44 AM	#18
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** as some of the others stated, been there done that......but now I have the meds from the VA, which make remembering chit even more fun __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

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