Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?

[GKitty]

yeah... I got your Lego beat. When I was a kid, I found a sewing needle my mom had lost in the carpet with my barefoot. Got lucky because it came all the way through without hitting a bone, but hurt like nothing else before or since. Legos ain't $h!t!

Young traumas like this may account for my high pain threshold and affinity for piercings and tattoos.