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Old 10-06-2010, 01:56 PM   #1
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So, I take it you've herfed with skywalker's bestest buddy creepy dave, eh?
Name someone called Dave who isn't, in any way, creepy. I dare you.
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:11 PM   #2
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Name someone called Dave who isn't, in any way, creepy. I dare you.
Well, there's....


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...crap.


I got nothing.
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:17 PM   #3
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Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.
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So, I take it you've herfed with skywalker's bestest buddy creepy dave, eh?
I hate that f'ing guy!!!

I just recently got tested for Hep C because of that guy!!!



I think I win the prize for getting jacked!!!
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Old 10-06-2010, 01:09 PM   #4
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Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.
Or drinking a beer to find out it's someones spit cup.
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:06 AM   #5
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Legos and matchbox cars.......ouch
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:14 AM   #6
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Hotwheels and plastic dinosaurs.
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Bristle blocks are no fun either.
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....forgot about the plastic dino's
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Getting stabbed in the forehead with woodclamps equally sucks, but I suppose it's not as common.
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:18 AM   #10
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Default Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?

I thought this was behind me with my kids being over 20.
Then a grandson came along and yeah, I know exactly what you are talking about.
Man that hurts!
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Old 10-06-2010, 11:00 AM   #11
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Stepping on jax suck as well. I also hate it when somebody leaves a cabinet door open in the kitchen and I bust the back of my head on them. BTW- punching the cabinet afterwards does nothing but make the wife mad.
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Old 10-06-2010, 11:01 AM   #12
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Stepping on jax suck as well. I also hate it when somebody leaves a cabinet door open in the kitchen and I bust the back of my head on them. BTW- punching the cabinet afterwards does nothing but make the wife mad.
but I bet on video it woulda made me Hal
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Old 10-07-2010, 07:34 AM   #13
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I also hate it when somebody leaves a cabinet door open in the kitchen and I bust the back of my head on them. BTW- punching the cabinet afterwards does nothing but make the wife mad.
Halliburton, my ex used to do that all the time. We'd be in the kitchen cooking and she'd leave every cupboard door open (and I DO mean every single farking one.). I'd turn around with a bowl full of whatever and catch a door right in the face. Either that, or I'd get blasted in the nads with the lower cupboard door.
She'd even open a door while I was picking something up from the floor so that I'd stand up and get stabbed in the top of my head and bleed all through dinner.
In retrospect, it was a rather genius strategy on her part.
Why she hated me so, I'll never know, but the charming things that'd come out of my mouth in those sorts of situations may have had something to do with it.
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Halliburton, my ex used to do that all the time. We'd be in the kitchen cooking and she'd leave every cupboard door open (and I DO mean every single farking one.). I'd turn around with a bowl full of whatever and catch a door right in the face. Either that, or I'd get blasted in the nads with the lower cupboard door.
She'd even open a door while I was picking something up from the floor so that I'd stand up and get stabbed in the top of my head and bleed all through dinner.
In retrospect, it was a rather genius strategy on her part.
Why she hated me so, I'll never know, but the charming things that'd come out of my mouth in those sorts of situations may have had something to do with it.
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:17 AM   #15
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It had to happen and wouldn't you know it would be me. Rather than post some of them (the squeemish will thank me), here is the link to some bizarre x-rays.

http://www.google.com/images?q=stran...w=1006&bih=565
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Old 10-06-2010, 11:36 AM   #16
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The ol' British 3-pin plug is always a winner for being stood on.
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Old 10-06-2010, 11:54 AM   #17
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Scott, if your kid wants legos REALLY bad and you want to get them for them REALLY bad and they REALLY deserve to have them but alas you cannot afford them, EVER, I think that would suck more than stepping on the lego you already have.
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Old 10-06-2010, 12:08 PM   #18
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I've stepped on lots of Legos. I've bashed my head on woodclamps a bunch too. Car door frames hurt a lot. Hammers on top of ladders will always fall in the center of the top of your head with the hardest part of the hammer. It's physics.
All of these are to be avoided. Don't do them.
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Old 10-06-2010, 01:25 PM   #19
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How about cutting your finger in half with a cordless circular saw...........

THAT SUCKS!!!

got the pix to prove it too.
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How about cutting your finger in half with a cordless circular saw...........

THAT SUCKS!!!

got the pix to prove it too.
Where is the "This Thread is AWESOME Without Pics" smilie?
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