Cigar sales are absolutely useless

Ok ok so maybe I have other issues.

When cigars go on sale this in no way helps me save money. All I end up doing is spending the same amount of money and getting more cigars than originally intended. Which of course then leads to a shortage of storage space which then leads to the purchase of Vinos which then leads to more sales which then leads to shortage of space which then leads to purchase of backup coolerdor which then leads to more sales.

So for I think that Cigar sales have cost me a small car. Some sale.

Damn Slope