I want to go back to the time when:

Steve · 07-16-2010, 10:21 AM

~ Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
~ Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming "do over!"
~ "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
~ Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."
~ Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.
~ It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
~ Being old referred to anyone over 20.
~ The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and the rules didn't matter.
~ The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
~ It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb or take my nose off my face.
~ It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event.
~ Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.
~ Nobody was prettier than Mom.
~ Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
~ It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.
~ Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
~ Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."
~ Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.
~ "Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense.
~ Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
~ The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
~ War was a card game.
~ Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
~ Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
~ Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.
~ Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
~ Older siblings were the worst tormentors but also the fiercest protectors.

07-16-2010, 10:21 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	I want to go back to the time when: ~ Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo." ~ Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming "do over!" ~ "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest. ~ Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly." ~ Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening. ~ It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends. ~ Being old referred to anyone over 20. ~ The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and the rules didn't matter. ~ The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties. ~ It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb or take my nose off my face. ~ It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event. ~ Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot. ~ Nobody was prettier than Mom. ~ Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better. ~ It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park. ~ Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true. ~ Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare." ~ Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures. ~ "Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense. ~ Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles. ~ The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team. ~ War was a card game. ~ Water balloons were the ultimate weapon. ~ Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle. ~ Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin. ~ Ice cream was considered a basic food group. ~ Older siblings were the worst tormentors but also the fiercest protectors. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide