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Old 05-27-2010, 08:07 AM   #1
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~ Excommunicated: Received a phone call from a former spouse

~ Protestants: Worker ants out to overthrow the Queen

~ Fanatic: To cool off the extreme upper portion of the house

~ Cauterize: Made eye contact with her

~ Donkey: Object that unlocks door to Godfather's home

~ Icing: What I do when I shower

~ Understudy: Prepare inadequately for the exam

~ Current: The fee charged by Rent-A-Mutt

~ Paradise: What you shoot craps with

~ Store Detective: Counter spy

~ Cannibal: A guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter

~ Infantry: A newly planted sapling
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