Dog's Pet Peeves

Steve · 05-20-2010, 08:05 AM

I think my dog wrote a couple of these!

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~ Yelling at me for barking...HEY, I'M A DOG!!

~ Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

~ Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

~ Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

~ Yelling at me for rubbing my bottom on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

~ Dog sweaters. Helloooo...have you noticed the fur?

~ Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

~ Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

~ The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

05-20-2010, 08:05 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Dog's Pet Peeves I think my dog wrote a couple of these! ================================================== ======= ~ Yelling at me for barking...HEY, I'M A DOG!! ~ Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ~ Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. ~ Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. ~ Yelling at me for rubbing my bottom on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? ~ Dog sweaters. Helloooo...have you noticed the fur? ~ Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. ~ Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. ~ The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide