Crazy Landlady - Why Me?

When I was younger I rented my first apartment. It was a basement apartment and the wife would come down whenever she pleased. She would go through my stuff when I was gone. I would make the bed when I left and come home to the sheets obviously being sat on. When she went to work her husband would stay home as he had a back injury. I started finding a few of my beers missing and a bottle of wine being watered down to the point where it was more water than wine. They fought like crazy all the time. I lasted 2 months and packed my stuff. Almost had to fight the husband to get my deposit back.