Murphy's Law of Parenting

Steve · 05-07-2010, 08:26 AM

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

- Toys multiply to fill any space available.

- Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

- If the shoe fits ... it's expensive.

- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

05-07-2010, 08:26 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Murphy's Law of Parenting - The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet. - The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it. - A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it. - For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Toys multiply to fill any space available. - Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave. - If the shoe fits ... it's expensive. - Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide