Baby Planes

Neuromancer · 04-06-2010, 02:22 PM

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy asked her, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

He nodded.

So the stewardess said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on time."

04-06-2010, 02:22 PM	#1
Neuromancer Will work for Boli GM's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: Lost in translation...near Newnan, GA Posts: 1,417 Trading: (23)	Baby Planes A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy asked her, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He nodded. So the stewardess said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on time." __________________ "...pipe smoking is properly an intellectual exercise." ~ Christopher Morley, 1916