Why I play country music...

Hopefully someone will find some ironic humor in this:

I was recently contacted by my most recent ex-girlfriend. We dated for about two years and I'm young and naive so of course I was convinced we were geting married. Obviously things didn't work out like that. I smoked while we dated and she never approved of it. Much to my surprise (and of course adding to my bitterness and pain) she has now informed me that she is a frequent cigar smoker now. Her first cigar was a Monte #3.

There is a bright side to this. She is a political science graduate student at George Mason. Perhaps she will now fight some anti-tobacco legislation or something.

Haha. Wow.