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Old 02-24-2010, 06:08 PM   #1
Tashaz
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Default Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW!

Renault & Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus & calling it the Clitaurus. It comes in pink only and the average male car thief wont be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it that the car leaks transmission fluid around once a month and can be a real ***** to start in the morning.

This was sent to me by my LITTLE sister! LMAO.
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