Depression (A JOKE)

G G · 02-11-2010, 05:30 PM

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the
children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your
asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your
shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel,
this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

02-11-2010, 05:30 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Depression (A JOKE) Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land". Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land". Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.... Last edited by G G; 02-11-2010 at 05:36 PM.